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  Her expression shifted to disdain. “Yes. Several years ago, we lost a collection of Greek coins that were part of the original endowment from our founder. They never surfaced in the marketplace, and they were never recovered. So, to answer your original question: yes, that was what prompted us to invest in a more effective security system.”

  “I didn’t know about that.”

  “I’m glad to hear that, because we made every effort to keep the incident quiet. It would not reflect well on us-as I’m sure you know.”

  I avoided her eyes. “What makes you say that?”

  “I can put two and two together. You call out of the blue and want to talk about security systems, and then I get a call from the FBI? I have to infer that the Pennsylvania Antiquarian Society is having a problem with theft, too.”

  I considered my options. If I was frank about our theft problem, would she be? Did she have any information that could help me? It seemed worth a try.

  “Diane, you’re right. Like you, we’ve had some problems, but we haven’t gone public, and we hope it won’t come to that. But we’re just beginning to get a handle on the extent of it.”

  “Do you have any suspects?”

  There was the sticking point. I decided to dodge it for the moment. “What makes you think that we would?”

  She regarded me as though I were a bug under a microscope. I didn’t like it. “To put it bluntly, your institution and mine share one obvious common denominator: Charles Worthington.”

  We looked at each other for a moment, like two boxers sizing each other up. Finally I said carefully, “Was Charles a suspect in your case?”

  She maintained her stare a moment longer, then her shoulders sagged, and she took a drink of water before replying. Composed once more, she said, “There was no evidence to implicate him.”

  You’re evading the question, I thought. “But the timing was right?”

  She nodded. She didn’t add anything.

  I sat back in my chair. “Diane, I appreciate your discretion. I believe we at the Society find ourselves in a comparable situation. Like you, we have suspicions but no proof.” I thought hard for a moment. “Is there anything else that you can add, that might help us now?”

  She carefully aligned the silverware of her place setting. With her eyes on the table, she said deliberately, “Charles made a point of… getting close to people who could be helpful to him.”

  Luckily I had a pretty good idea of what she meant. “And would his, uh, relationships have helped him to gain access to the collections?”

  Diane nodded. “He cultivated a close friendship with the chief librarian, who managed the collections. She left us after the, um, disappearance was discovered. I’m not sure if she’s been able to find a comparable position-this was such a blot on her reputation, and word spreads, even without public exposure.”

  The food arrived, providing a welcome break. I didn’t think Diane would be any more specific about what had happened, but she had told me what I needed to know. When the waiter had withdrawn again, I said, “Diane, I understand your position. What you’ve told me corresponds to what we have put together, and I think it will help. If we uncover anything that would lead to your missing items, I’ll make certain to share it with you. And thank you for telling me-you could have just blown me off.”

  “Nell, you and I are part of the same rather small cultural community. We should be able to provide mutual support. I will be glad if I have helped you.”

  And we dug into our meal, while the talk turned to more neutral topics. An hour later, I caught the train back to Philadelphia, and as I watched the landscape roll by, I reflected that, if nothing else, I was building my network of colleagues. There were a lot of women in nonprofit development, and most were intelligent and committed. Unfortunately, some of them were gullible as well. And Charles knew exactly how to exploit us.

  CHAPTER 23

  When I got home on Tuesday afternoon, I had a message from Marty saying we were to meet at Libby’s country place the next day, and giving me the address and some rather vague directions. Wednesday afternoon found me wandering the lovely lanes of Chester County, trying to find Libby’s house. I’d looked at my maps and checked MapQuest, so I’d thought I had a general idea where I was going. The problem was, reality was quite different. For one thing, the places out here sat on more acres than I could guess at, and most boasted discreet and tasteful signs giving the name of the estate-but no numbers. It wasn’t like I could stop somewhere and knock and get directions, because most of the homes had driveways that were miles long-I couldn’t even be sure there was a house at the end of them. I swear I passed one estate that had its own landing strip.

  I finally pulled into what I hoped was the right driveway, only fifteen minutes past the appointed time. I parked my car in front of the house, on a graveled drive that surrounded a lovely circle of enthusiastically blooming flowers-not a dead or wilted one in sight-and studied the building before me. It was actually quite modest by local standards, a handsome fieldstone colonial from the early 1920s, by my semi-educated guess. It looked to have at least six bedrooms (not including the servants’ quarters, of course), a screened porch at one end, and a matching three-car stone garage. The front overlooked rolling hills and artfully distributed clusters of trees-and there wasn’t another house in sight. Nice. I could live this way, I thought once again, and I’d certainly like to try. I tore myself away from the view and rang the doorbell.

  Although I half expected a maid with a black uniform and frilly apron to appear, it was Libby herself who opened the door.

  “Nell, glad you found us. Some people just give up after the first few wrong turns. Come on in-we’re in the library. I thought it was fitting.”

  I followed her through the broad entrance hall with a magnificent sweeping staircase, and to the designated library at the back of the house. Marty was already there, and there was a buzz-cut young man next to her, who, at the sight of an unfamiliar female person, bounced to his feet and stood awkwardly, shifting from one foot to the other. One look at him and I felt old: he couldn’t have been much more than nineteen. Still, it was the young ones these days who understood all the rapidly changing technologies, leaving us old fogies in the dust.

  Marty stood as well. “Hi, Nell. This charming young man is my nephew Philip. He’s an electronics wizard.”

  Philip blushed, and extended a hand, which I shook. “Phil. Hi,” he said. That exhausted his social repertory.

  “I made tea,” Libby announced, waving her hand vaguely at a low table surrounded by easy chairs. That was something of an understatement: what looked to be a magnificent Georgian silver teapot was flanked by matching creamer and sugar, with sugar tongs in the shape of birds’ claws, and I could swear the china was Royal Crown Derby. I itched to turn them all over and read the identifying marks, but that would be impolite, and besides, they were full. I sighed inwardly-maybe later. At least I could use them. I sat and added three lumps of sugar to my teacup-with the antique tongs, of course.

  When everybody was settled with something to drink, and a plate of cookies (packaged, I noted, which made me feel better) had made the rounds, Marty took charge of the meeting.

  “Nell, when we started talking about bugging, Phil was the first person I thought of. He has some toys to show us.”

  “Is it okay to talk openly in front of…” I nodded toward Phil.

  “The kid?” Marty finished my question for me. “Sure. You can trust him.”

  Phil blushed.

  But should he trust us? I wondered. “Good. Okay, before we get into all the tech stuff, I want to bring you up-to-date on what I’ve been doing. I figured that there were people in the business who might talk to me, even if they wouldn’t talk to the FBI. And I don’t think the FBI would be asking questions about Charles’s, uh, amorous adventures.”

  Libby gave a snort. Marty nodded encouragement.

  I took a swallow of the tea, which was lukewarm.
Silver might be pretty, but it lost heat quickly. “So I talked to a colleague of mine in Georgetown yesterday, at an institution similar to the Society, and I’ve got a chat lined up for tomorrow with another colleague in Boston. Diane pretty much confirmed what we suspected. I think we’re definitely on to something.”

  “So tell us,” Marty urged impatiently. Phil sat like a mouse at her side, nibbling on a cookie.

  “First, there was a significant theft at her place, although they kept it quiet to protect the reputation of the institution. And it corresponded to Charles’s time there.”

  “Yes!” Marty exclaimed, slapping her knee. “I knew it.”

  I went on. “Second, he apparently seduced the person in charge of the collections, and she lost her job after the theft.”

  Libby had been quiet but burst out now. “Why hasn’t anybody put this together? How is it that he keeps getting bigger and better positions?”

  I glanced at Marty before answering. “Probably because the women involved feel embarrassed or ashamed or stupid, and they’d rather not say anything-besides, who would they tell? They got taken in by a slick line and some nice suits, and then they got dumped when they were no longer useful, without even knowing why. There hasn’t been any evidence to pin on him for the thefts, unless you count the fact that he was around for all of them. And since the institutions kept these things quiet, how would anyone know?”

  “Jesus, doesn’t anybody check references anymore?” Marty said in a tone of disgust.

  “Marty, you should know it doesn’t work like that,” I protested. “He hasn’t lied on his résumé. He’s got a nice list of scholarly publications, speaking engagements, activities in national organizations-all the stuff you look for in a job applicant. And, as I said, the women he’s used wouldn’t want to say anything-after all, what harm has he done? Nothing illegal, as far as they know. And finally, as a board member you know the potential fallout if you say anything negative about someone and it gets back to him-you risk getting sued. I’ll bet most places were glad to see the back of him, so of course they’d say wonderful things about him just to get him out of their hair.”

  Marty turned to her silent, wide-eyed nephew. “Phil, you are getting an invaluable education about the realities of the working world. I do hope you’re paying attention.”

  I had a last point to add. “Oh, and one other thing-the FBI called Diane. That’s both good and bad. At least we know they’re thinking along the same lines we are and checking out Charles’s history. But the downside is, if anyone at these institutions puts two and two together, the word of our thefts is going to get out. I more or less had to admit to Diane that we shared a problem.”

  Marty said promptly, “Good for Jimmy. I told you he was smart. But it sounds like we need to nip this in the bud, before it gets any worse.”

  Libby drawled, “So I still get to do my femme-fatale routine?”

  “Looks like it, if you’re still willing. Uh, ladies?” I didn’t quite know how to approach this, but I thought I should at least mention it. “I did a little research. You know that taping a conversation is illegal in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania without the consent of all the parties?” I knew I sounded like a priss, but I had been doing my homework on the Internet, and I thought they needed to know that. “In fact, bugging someone’s place is illegal. Just so you know…”

  “Oh, pooh,” Marty said. “So what?”

  “It means that anything we hear, we can’t use as evidence. And the FBI will be extremely annoyed at us. And finally, Marty, you’re dragging Phil here in as a co-conspirator.”

  Young Phil volunteered something for the first time. “Excuse me, but there is an exception to that-if you record something you could normally overhear.”

  I burst out laughing at the image that conjured up for me. “Great. Libby, all you have to do is tell Charles that you have an ear infection that affects your hearing, so that he has to yell at you to be heard, and then Marty and I can stand on the sidewalk outside, holding a microphone up to the window. Can’t you just see it? Real subtle.”

  Marty was trying to suppress her own laughter. “Ah, Nell, don’t worry about it. We’re not trying to gather proof for prosecution-let Jimmy do that. That’s what the FBI is for. We just want to verify why Charles thinks he needs money-and stop him.”

  Poor Phil’s eyes just kept getting wider and wider. I was not convinced, but I wasn’t about to pull the plug. As long as Libby didn’t feel threatened by this game of ours, I was willing to go along. I threw up my hands. “All right, I’m in. But remember, no court is going to be happy about this.”

  Marty turned to Phil again. “OK, whiz kid, show us what you’ve got.”

  He cast a shy smile around the group. “Aunt Marty said you wanted some transmitters that were small, easy to hide, but with good pickup. I forgot to ask how far you wanted to transmit-are you going to be close by? Do you want to listen in, in real time, or do you want something voice activated, that just records when somebody is talking?”

  We exchanged glances-clearly we hadn’t thought that far. “What’s the potential range?” I asked.

  “Depends. You could park in a car outside the house, or you could sit in a restaurant a couple of blocks away. The further you want to go, the more the stuff costs.”

  I hadn’t considered what this might cost us. I looked at Marty. She waved her hand at me, so I guessed I didn’t need to worry about that. I turned back to the young genius.

  “I can’t see Marty and me freezing our tails off in a car, listening in, and we’d be pretty obvious on the street. And it’s not like we’ll have to burst in and rescue you in the pinch, right, Libby?”

  “I think I can manage to take care of myself, thank you,” she said.

  “So nearby would be good, maybe under a block. Can we record from there, too?”

  “No problem,” said young Phil.

  Marty interrupted. “There’s a nice, quiet restaurant the next block over, almost directly behind Charles’s house. Would that work?” Phil nodded. “Nell and I can settle ourselves there and listen in.” Marty fixed Libby with a calculating eye. “Unless, of course, you’re planning to spend the night?”

  Libby laughed. “I’ll keep my options open. I wouldn’t want to tip him off, now would I? Besides, he’s great between the sheets. Wouldn’t you agree, Nell?”

  I tried to look sophisticated and worldly. “Um, yes.” I avoided looking at young Phil. He was getting a varied education today.

  She gave me one last look, then took pity and changed the subject. “So the plan is that Nell plants the bugs in Charles’s house during their big breakup, then the next night you two sit in the restaurant and listen to him and me do some heavy breathing, right?”

  Poor Phil didn’t know what to make of this, and studied his shoes intently.

  Marty spoke briskly. “More or less, Libs. Phil, we’ll go with the recording device at the restaurant with us-what’s that, a couple hundred feet? Now, where can we put the bugs? How many can we use? How do we attach them?”

  The conversation got technical, but luckily Phil seemed to know what he was talking about, and in the end we decided that we needed two bugs: one in the living room and one in Charles’s bedroom, each with a pickup range of ten feet, and each recording independently. Phil told us that he could get equipment that would record a sneeze on the street a block away, but we assured him that was probably overkill. He looked disappointed. Marty and I would each be equipped with unobtrusive earpieces and a small recorder, so we could sit at a table in the restaurant and not attract too much attention.

  I looked around at the group. The tea and cookies were long gone, and it was getting dark outside. Inside we were hatching a plot to catch a thief. Ms. Farnsworth in the bedroom with the electronic bug-the old game Clue drifted through my mind. And Charles’s career and reputation would be the victims, if all went according to plan. That was still a big if.

  “Well, now all we need is a
time line. Libby? You and Charles have anything scheduled?”

  “Charles has tickets for the symphony on Friday, so we could come back to his place after,” she said. “Phil? Does that give you enough time to get the equipment? And to show us how it works?”

  He nodded. “No problem.”

  She turned to me. “Nell, how about you?”

  “I’ll aim for tomorrow night. The timing might be tight-I’m flying back from Boston in the afternoon, and you’ll still have to show me how to plant the bugs and how the listening end works.” If Charles was going to the symphony with Libby on Friday, I could probably count on him being home on Thursday night. I could show up on his doorstep for a good-bye scene, which would allow me to wangle the opportunity to collect the few personal possessions I had left there-the nightgown, some toiletries, a bottle of perfume. Which would give me a legitimate excuse to get into the bedroom-just where I needed to go. “If I don’t make it back in time, Libby will just have to take them along and figure something out.”

  “Great. Phil, when can you get the stuff together?” Marty asked.

  “I can pick ’em up tomorrow morning.”

  “If you can get them to Marty, I’ll come by her place on the way back from Boston,” I told him.

  “Make it happen, sweetie,” Marty said. “So that’s the plan. I get the bugs from Phil, Nell plants them at Charles’s place, then Libby does her bit on Friday, with us listening. God, I feel like we’re the Three Musketeers.”

  Libby stood up. “Ladies, this calls for a toast. I’ve got some champagne in the fridge.” She disappeared toward what I assumed was the kitchen. Marty and I looked at each other.

  “The time line is pretty tight, and I don’t know what we do if the gizmos don’t work. I sure as hell hope we’re doing the right thing,” I said dubiously.

  “Nell, you worry too much. We are doing the right thing. It’ll be fine.”

  “I’ll make it work,” I replied, with more assurance than I felt.